{"id":78273,"date":"2026-01-08T01:23:49","date_gmt":"2026-01-08T04:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ubirataonline.com.br\/kumail-nanjiani-jokes-about-maintaining-his-eternals-physique\/"},"modified":"2026-01-08T01:23:49","modified_gmt":"2026-01-08T04:23:49","slug":"kumail-nanjiani-jokes-about-maintaining-his-eternals-physique","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ubirataonline.com.br\/en\/kumail-nanjiani-jokes-about-maintaining-his-eternals-physique\/","title":{"rendered":"Kumail Nanjiani Jokes About Maintaining His Eternals Physique"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div data-article-body=\"true\">\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><i>When you buy through links on our articles, Future and its syndication partners may earn a commission.<\/i><\/p>\n<figure class=\"relative mb-4\">\n<div class=\"relative\"><img alt=\" Kumail Nanjiani looking sad in an Eternals flahsback . \" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"540\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/s.yimg.com\/ny\/api\/res\/1.2\/rgvEftGg0FRzWN5TNdM9UQ--\/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTU0MDtjZj13ZWJw\/https:\/\/media.zenfs.com\/en\/cinemablend_388\/1afc16c4325918ebeaf7ac9fd608f81a\"\/><button aria-label=\"View larger image\" class=\"group absolute bottom-3 right-3 size-10 md:size-[50px] lg:inset-0 lg:size-full lg:bg-transparent\" data-ylk=\"elm:expand;itc:1;sec:image-lightbox;slk:lightbox-open;\"><span class=\"absolute bottom-0 right-0 rounded-full bg-white p-3 opacity-100 shadow-elevation-3 transition-opacity duration-300 group-hover:block group-hover:opacity-100 md:p-[17px] lg:bottom-6 lg:right-6 lg:bg-white\/90 lg:p-5 lg:opacity-0 lg:shadow-none\"><svg viewbox=\"0 0 22 22\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"size-4 lg:size-6\" width=\"22\" height=\"22\"><path d=\"M12.372.92c0-.506.41-.916.915-.916L21 0l-.004 7.712a.917.917 0 0 1-1.832 0V3.183l-6.827 6.828-1.349-1.348 6.828-6.828h-4.529a.915.915 0 0 1-.915-.915M1.835 17.816l6.828-6.828 1.349 1.349-6.829 6.827h4.529a.915.915 0 0 1 0 1.831L0 21l.004-7.713a.916.916 0 0 1 1.831 0z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/button><dialog aria-label=\"Modal Dialog\" aria-modal=\"true\" class=\"fixed inset-0 z-4 size-full max-h-none max-w-none bg-white hidden\"\/><\/div><figcaption class=\"relative text-sm mt-1 pr-2.5\">\n<p>Credit: Marvel<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Kumail Nanjiani already had a sizable collection of film credits by the time <em>Eternals<\/em> came along, but bulking up was new territory for him on the Marvel movie. The actor <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinemablend.com\/news\/2487118\/kumail-nanjianis-eternals-trainer-explains-his-amazing-body-transformation-he-drank-the-kool-aid\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:put on a lot of muscle to play Kingo;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">put on a lot of muscle to play Kingo<\/a> in the MCU\u2019s 26th theatrical installment. It\u2019s been a little over four years since <em>Eternals<\/em>\u2019 release, and while his Kingo remains uncertain, Nanjiani has joked about maintaining his impressive physique no matter what.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">In addition to starring opposite Emma Mackey and Jamie Lee Curtis in <em>Ella McCay<\/em>, last month also saw <a href=\"https:\/\/shopping.yahoo.com\/rdlw?merchantId=ca19dea0-e7ad-4f54-beed-6302bce56589&amp;siteId=us-y4p&amp;pageId=1p-autolink&amp;contentUuid=91d4b69e-1bc2-3427-bf0c-912e26147f69&amp;featureId=text-link&amp;merchantName=Hulu&amp;linkText=Kumail+Nanjiani%3A+Night+Thoughts&amp;custData=eyJzb3VyY2VOYW1lIjoiV2ViLURlc2t0b3AtVmVyaXpvbiIsImxhbmRpbmdVcmwiOiJodHRwczovL3d3dy5odWx1LmNvbS9tb3ZpZS82ZGFiOGIwNC0wMzI1LTQ3Y2QtYjFhZS00YmNkMDdjZGRmNzgiLCJyZXF1ZXN0SWQiOiI1MDdkOTk0NC0zYzFmLTRiNzgtYWVmMi00ZTUwOGIyODJkZDYiLCJjb250ZW50VXVpZCI6IjkxZDRiNjllLTFiYzItMzQyNy1iZjBjLTkxMmUyNjE0N2Y2OSIsIm9yaWdpbmFsVXJsIjoiaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuaHVsdS5jb20vbW92aWUvNmRhYjhiMDQtMDMyNS00N2NkLWIxYWUtNGJjZDA3Y2RkZjc4In0&amp;signature=AQAAAeX5Ny5DUO-W1FvaXzGcg9yD9JPPYpACIO2bamiQZMwS&amp;gcReferrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Fmovie%2F6dab8b04-0325-47cd-b1ae-4bcd07cddf78&amp;spaceId=1197800334\" data-i13n=\"elm:affiliate_link;sellerN:Hulu;elmt:\" class=\"link  rapid-with-clickid etailiffa-link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts;elm:affiliate_link;sellerN:Hulu;elmt:;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\"><em>Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts<\/em><\/a>, the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/entertainment\/tv\/articles\/hulu-went-above-beyond-kumail-045000752.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:comedian\u2019s latest stand-up special;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\">comedian\u2019s latest stand-up special<\/a>, becoming available to stream with a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/entertainment\/subscribing-hulu-price-included-everything-203141919.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:Hulu subscription;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\">Hulu subscription<\/a>. In it, he brought up how some of his detractors online decided Nanjiani would be the first person they \u201cmock for getting in shape.\u201d After saying noting how hard it was to achieve his current physique and joking that he hasn\u2019t \u201csmelled cake in years,\u201d Nanjiani declared:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"mb-4 border-l-2 pl-5 italic text-tertiary\">\n<div class=\"\">\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">And now I know all of you are waiting for me to go back to how I was. Oh, it\u2019ll make you so happy if I go back to how I was. So, now I\u2019m stuck in this prison, \u2019cause I don\u2019t want to give you the satisfaction.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Related Stories<\/p>\n<figure class=\"relative mb-4\">\n<div class=\"relative\"><img alt=\"Kumail Nanjiani as Kingo in Eternals\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"540\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/s.yimg.com\/ny\/api\/res\/1.2\/PIlKPU_3f9d1tNWYP20dqw--\/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTU0MDtjZj13ZWJw\/https:\/\/media.zenfs.com\/en\/cinemablend_388\/61c246f0c67c8947eea68c9d465bde0b\"\/><button aria-label=\"View larger image\" class=\"group absolute bottom-3 right-3 size-10 md:size-[50px] lg:inset-0 lg:size-full lg:bg-transparent\" data-ylk=\"elm:expand;itc:1;sec:image-lightbox;slk:lightbox-open;\"><span class=\"absolute bottom-0 right-0 rounded-full bg-white p-3 opacity-100 shadow-elevation-3 transition-opacity duration-300 group-hover:block group-hover:opacity-100 md:p-[17px] lg:bottom-6 lg:right-6 lg:bg-white\/90 lg:p-5 lg:opacity-0 lg:shadow-none\"><svg viewbox=\"0 0 22 22\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"size-4 lg:size-6\" width=\"22\" height=\"22\"><path d=\"M12.372.92c0-.506.41-.916.915-.916L21 0l-.004 7.712a.917.917 0 0 1-1.832 0V3.183l-6.827 6.828-1.349-1.348 6.828-6.828h-4.529a.915.915 0 0 1-.915-.915M1.835 17.816l6.828-6.828 1.349 1.349-6.829 6.827h4.529a.915.915 0 0 1 0 1.831L0 21l.004-7.713a.916.916 0 0 1 1.831 0z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/button><dialog aria-label=\"Modal Dialog\" aria-modal=\"true\" class=\"fixed inset-0 z-4 size-full max-h-none max-w-none bg-white hidden\"\/><\/div><figcaption class=\"relative text-sm mt-1 pr-2.5\">\n<p>Kumail Nanjiani as Kingo in Eternals<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">This joke came out of Kumail Nanjiani addressing the five kinds of negative responses he got online when <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/entertainment\/articles\/shattered-too-much-kumail-nanjiani-003213047.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:he talked about going to therapy;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\">he talked about going to therapy<\/a>, the first of which was, \u201cOh, your big Hollywood movie didn\u2019t do well? Are we supposed to feel sorry for you?\u201d This refers to how <em>Eternals<\/em> was met with mixed critical reception and only made a little over $402 million worldwide off a reported $236.2 million budget. Although it ended up being the sixth-highest-grossing movie of 2021, that performance wasn\u2019t enough to make it profitable, and Nanjiani countered that while others don\u2019t have to feel sorry him, he\u2019s allowed to feel sorry for himself.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Going back to his physique, Kumail Nanjiani continued to joke about how he\u2019s going to keep that muscle packed on regardless of whether or not we see him as Kingo again, even if it means giving up cake for good. In his words:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"mb-4 border-l-2 pl-5 italic text-tertiary\">\n<div class=\"\">\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">There\u2019s no reason for me to be buff anymore, but I am because fuck you. I\u2019ll be doing pushups on my deathbed because fuck you. When I look at cake and want to eat it, I think of how happy it\u2019ll make you if I eat it and that gives me the strength to not eat it.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">The funny thing is that Kumail Nanjiani <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cinemablend.com\/superheroes\/kumail-nanjiani-says-the-reason-he-packed-on-muscle-for-eternals-had-nothing-to-do-with-the-marvel-movie\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:didn\u2019t bulk up for Eternals because it was a requirement;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">didn\u2019t bulk up for <em>Eternals<\/em> because it was a requirement<\/a> from Marvel Studios, but because he \u201cneeded to change how people saw me so I could have the type of opportunities I was excited about.\u201d So regardless of what the future holds in store for him MCU-wise, maintaining his current physique could help him score more outside-of-the-box roles. Jokes aside, I hope he does indulge in cake again. That kind of deliciousness shouldn\u2019t be avoided for the rest of his life.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/entertainment\/movies\/articles\/kumail-nanjiani-admitted-supposed-6-140846972.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:Nanjiani signed on to do six Marvel movies;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\">Nanjiani signed on to do six Marvel movies<\/a>, a video game and a theme park ride. However, following <em>Eternals<\/em>\u2019 underwhelming performance, there are still no plans for a sequel, and the closest we\u2019ve come to those events being acknowledged is Celestial Island being <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/entertainment\/captain-america-brave-world-made-212514495.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:a key plot point in Captain America: Brave New World;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\">a key plot point in <em>Captain America: Brave New World<\/em><\/a>. Nanjiani also voiced an alternate version of Kingo in the <em>What If\u2026 ?<\/em> episode &#8220;What If&#8230; Agatha Went to Hollywood?\u201d, which can be streamed with a <a href=\"https:\/\/tech.yahoo.com\/streaming\/articles\/best-disney-9-tips-most-172112198.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:Disney+ subscription;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\">Disney+ subscription<\/a>, but I\u2019ll keep my fingers crossed that Marvel finds a way to bring the character back into the fold on the big screen someday.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/entertainment\/movies\/articles\/theres-no-reason-buff-kumail-140816076.html\">Source link <\/a><br \/>\nSee more https:\/\/theglobaltrack.com\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you buy through links on our articles, Future and its syndication partners may earn a commission. 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